• What you said: I'm from Australia
  • What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.

lilkimofficial:

sexualfavours:

i want to frame that on my wall

omG

posted 3 months ago via seckssux · © juilan with 39,508 notes




So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.


1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive


Irina Werning
Back to the Future, 1957-present


theechristine: LMFAO LOLOLOL. OMFG.

theechristine:

LMFAO LOLOLOL. OMFG.


foreveralone-lyguy:

I like to slip subliminal messages go out with me into all of my text posts


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